Jenna Jameson is a whore

Ugh.  Another "celebrity" is pregnant.

Jenna Jameson, whore for hire, is preggers with Tito Ortiz's spawn.

Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. "I'm so happy!"

She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, "are still in a state of shock.

"I'm just saying super healthy," she says. "I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”

Oh, isn't that sweet?  A whore whose vagina, by all rights, should have fallen out by now from overuse, is preggers with her boyfriend's baby.  Wow.  My heart just melts.   Where can I send a layette? 

But the thing that REALLY gets me is Us Weekly's description of her:

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan."

Jenna Jameson is a devout Catholic?  Really?  Because, you know, in vitro ain't exactly on the Vatican's list of approved activities. Neither is divorce.   Neither is having premarital sex with your boyfriend, or getting knocked up with his child outside the bonds of holy wedlock. (And it was, reportedly, "God's plan."  Methinks the man downstairs must have had something to do with it.)  And, most definitely, I think BEING A PR0N STAR DISQUALIFIES YOU FROM "DEVOUT" STATUS, Jenna.

Crikeys.  I am so sick of the media describing anyone who attends mass on Christmas and Easter as "devout."  Divorced, pro-choice John Kerry is, reportedly, a "devout" Catholic.  Divorced Nicole Kidman is a "devout" Catholic.  I'm not a devout Catholic.  I'll fully admit I don't qualify.  My father, however, is a devout Catholic.  He goes to mass just about every day, sometimes twice a day, and says the roasary twice as much as he goes to mass.  He qualifies.  Jenna Jameson does NOT qualify as a devout Catholic. 

If the word 'devout' is to have any meaning whatsoever, it should be used infrequently, to describe actual piety and devotion to a particular faith.  It should definitely not be used to describe a pr0n star (who regularly ignores the mandates of the Church of which she claims to be a member) simply because she's "famous" and her PR agent wants her to look nice and motherly, instead of like the whore who was paid gobsmackingly huge amounts of money to have sex in front of a camera that she actually is.