Archive - Mar 2008

The Only Way to Win the Game is Not to Play

The Fug Girls, who have a pretty suh-weet gig commenting on all things fashion related for New York Magazine have some valid things to say about Vogue's "Shape" Issue. If you're unfamiliar with the "Shape" issue, this is when "my hair is bigger than my body" editor Anna Wintour decides that it's time to put out an issue to appease The Big Girls, and by "big" I mean the girls who wear a size six,have your cake and read more too!

March 28th

"Eliot Quit Before They Peached Him"

It may be really wrong of me to say so, what with the exploitation of a three year old to dhave your cake and read more too!

Opportunity for Decent Customer Service Shot To Hell

I'm a little late on this one, but as I get the opportunity to bitch about Northworst Airlines, it's not like I'm going to pass this one up. The proposed merger between Northworst and Delta has been put on the back burner.have your cake and read more too!

March 27th

If You're Going To Do it, Do It Right

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Good grief, but does that stupid gray pillbox hat bother me. Taaaaaaa-cky. The whole outfit is hideous! If one is unaccustomed to the duties and responsibilities attached to first lady-ship, like Carla Bruni-Sarkozy obviously is, it seems reasonable that one would look to see how others had done it, for inspiration.have your cake and read more too!

Ahnold, Apparently, Felt Lucky

The Terminator shitcanned Dirty Harry. ...and lived to tell the tale. Must have something to do with the fact he's actually a robot and those .357 .44mag* bullets just pinged right off. Don't know what I was thinking. My apologies. Thanks to Bike Bubba for the correction

Meet the New Boss, Same As the Old Boss

Yesterday, the FT published a rather lengthy interview/analysis piece focused on the new President-Elect of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev. The man whom nobody (you know, other than Vlad the Impaler) knows had some rather choice things to say. It's a long piece, but it's good. A few highlights of the article:
{...}Mr Medvedev’s inauguration on May 7 will mark a unique moment in Russian history.have your cake and read more too!

March 26th

Digitized

Courtesy of TechCrunch, we have for you this morning, the digitized version of the Vietnam War Memorial. Here's the story:
Footnote has taken the initiative to digitize all 58,000 names inscribed into the Vietnam War Memorial.have your cake and read more too!

March 23rd

Amazing

Last night, Mr. H. and I ventured down to the Minnesota Zoo's IMAX theater to take a peek at U23D. Now, I'd never seen a movie filmed in the IMAX format before, let alone a 3D movie (yes, kids, somehow I missed Jaws 3D), so I wasn't really familiar with the format, let alone if a 3D experience was really, well, three dimensional. I figured, if nothing else, it would be an opportunity to see the Vertigo tour show, because Mr. H.have your cake and read more too!

March 22nd

Expert

I was chatting with my niece, Maggie, on the phone last night. They were waiting for their easter eggs to get up/down (?) to room temperature before they could dye them. After discussing how chocolate easter bunnies are lovely things, and how solid ones are better than hollow, I asked Maggie a simple question:
Me: Are you going to be a good girl for Easter? Maggie: Are you going to be a good girl?
She didn't even pause whilst coming up with an expert deflection. She just zinged it right back to me. By the way, she's seven. Way to go, Maggie!have your cake and read more too!

Easter Bunny: Hit and Run Edition

Seems as if the Easter Bunny has been doing some of his runs early.
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I can practically feel Moses' temper being tested, can't you?have your cake and read more too!