Archive - Oct 28, 2008

Who thought this would be a good idea?

Yes, that's right, my devoted Cake Eater readers, Lancome has come up with a vibrating mascara wand. 

I already get black goop all over my eyes whenever I apply mascara---how is this supposed to help me avoid that problem?  Eh?  Eh?  Good gravy, people!  This is NOT a good idea.  I mean, seriously, do I have to spell it out for you? I guess I do. 

Ahem. 

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Ok, well maybe you wouldn't shoot your eye out, but bad things, nonetheless, could happen with this.  I smell lawsuits!

I'm not even going to tell you what other uses the husband thought the mascara tube could be good for.