Archive - Jan 2007

Watch it, I say! UPDATE: Well, are you watching? UPDATE: Yes, I'm talking to you. UPDATE: Look, I'm telling you: you'll be sorry if you don't watch. Trust me on this. UPDATE: Ha! Did you miss me? Well you would have if you kept watching like I told you. Don't let your attention wander again.

The bad news is that my next door neighbor is still singing Me! Me! Me! at the top of her voice. The good news is that owing to some departures and additions in my section, some office assignments are being switched around and I get to move to another hall (with a better view, I might add). The guy who's taking over my cubicle came by the other day to ask how it was. I simply smiled Sphinx-like and told him that I had no complaints.

This is the kind of shit we're going to have to put up with from the macZealots we have to deal with on a regular basis. Check out the drool encrusted specs here. Touch screen for a keypad? No tactile response? It's going to suck. Wanna be a millionaire?have your cake and read more too!

Have I mentioned before that the office next to mine is inhabited by a woman who has a) an extremely loud and carrying voice and b) a life of ongoing crises seemingly plucked straight out of "Oprah"? She's forty but seems to be dealing with issues most of us have got past by about seventeen or so. Or rather, she's dealing with issues that confront the average forty year old - marriage, kids, career, life goals - the way a seventeen year old would. And with the results that you'd imagine. At first I was just annoyed at the distraction.have your cake and read more too!