Archive - 2007

...don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out, eh? HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I totally agree. Babies are good eatin'. Particularly when slathered in BBQ sauce. Mmmmm. Tasty. Have at it, my devoted Cake Eater readers.have your cake and read more too!

Holy Crap! Doug's back! And it's a good thing, too, because way back in July, he linked to my baldie picture---and then had the gall not to post anything for six months, meaning that I was still getting hits from that damn post until a few days ago, when it, mercifully, was pushed down the page. Despite this egregious error, I'm nonetheless glad to have him back at the keyboard. If for no other reason than I can give him loads of shit about Nebraska's faltering football program. Heh.

A bit of advice to our favorite web slinger from moi. Ahem. Feel free to use the UN building when you pull your Tarzan routine, but for the love of God, don't actually enter the freakin' place.have your cake and read more too!

Hey, you Romney for Minnesota bastards: don't say I didn't warn you. I've decided that while Mitt does have some fabulous hair, he needs to switch it up. And I'm just the girl for the job. Here's Mitt with Don King's hair. Kinda suits him, for some strange reason. Who's hair should we appropriate for Mitt next, kids? Any ideas?have your cake and read more too!

Benazir Bhutto, the first woman to be prime minister of an Islamic country, was murdered in cold blood today by a suicide bomber in Rawalpindi. The NYT has a decent, covers-the-bases obituary here. Whilst, you can find the details of her murder here.have your cake and read more too!

Clueless

Who better to disparage than lawyers? They're known for talking fast, driving expensive cars and making sure they take as much of our hard-earned money as possible - when we're at our most vulnerable. Some lawyers are willing to face up to their bad rep.have your cake and read more too!

So, in a bit of precisely plotted populist electioneering, the Serbian parliament was set to pass a resolution today, "{...}implicitly rejecting membership of the European Union and NATO if the West recognizes the independence of Kosovo." President Boris Tadic is up for re-election in January, and, apparently, he's ready to forgo the carrots for the stick. Probably because it'll play well during his re-election campaign, when the prizes double during the rhetoric round.have your cake and read more too!

We've gotten some snow here in Cake Eater land over the past couple of days. Starting on Friday night, we received some sort of precipitation that resembled a slurpee. That froze solid on Saturday afternoon, when the temperature dropped quite quickly after another inch of the white fluffy stuff covered it over. On Sunday, we received about four inches when the tail end of the blizzard that hit Wisconsin rather badly sideswiped us. Yesterday, we received another few inches, and this morning, it's snowing lightly and is supposed to stop in the next hour or so.have your cake and read more too!